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WORLD WAR SMURF
It was the night of December 25, 2023. Everything was quiet across the world as they prepared for Santa’s arrival. However, the world was not prepared for the incoming invasion. Smurf forces emerged from the inner mountains of switzerland. Their forces were in the billions, and they all had one goal- find Gilgamesh. Gilgamesh was their infamous captor who had enslaved them over many eons.. But they picked the wrong day to attack. Because Santa is not letting anyone ruin christmas. As they began to march to Gilgamesh’s castle, they trampled cities. Paris quickly fell to the smurf forces. As the smurf forces drew closer to Gilgamesh’s castle in Vienna, a bright light appeared and Santa dropped down from the heavens. Santa’s forces along with N.A.T.O. met the smurf forces in the battle for Vienna. “Ho ho ho.. You are ruining Christmas!! Now, you will die for your sins.. At-” “WAIT!” Smurfette chimed in. “No fighting! We will only kill each other!!” “Rudolph..” Santa said, “BITE HER HEAD OFF!” So Rudolph bit Smurfette and she died.. “NOOOOOO!!!!!!” Papa Smurf screamed. “Elves.. UNITE!!” Santa said. And all of the elfs on the shelves from around the world soon flooded into the battlefield. They kamikazed the Smurf’s forces and quickly overwhelmed them. Santa dropped bombs from his sleigh as the smurfs began to rally their forces and fire shots back at the enemies. The smurfs quickly shot elves down from the sky. Many children cried as they saw their elves explode. But as the battle raged on, N.A.T.O. forces began to retreat. “WHY DO YOU RETREAT?!” Santa called. “They’re dropping a nuclear bomb on the smurfs.. We gotta get out of here!!” But it was too late. The Nuclear bomb didn’t give enough time to let Santa’s forces escape. A giant shockwave shook Europe as the nuclear bomb was dropped and detonated onto the battlefield. Many elves died, but many smurfs died too. Vienna was completely in ruin. The smurfs used their drills to go into the ground and set up settlements there. Santa and his remaining elves left to head to the N.A.T.O. headquarters. “MY FORCES.. ARE GONE!” He said to the N.A.T.O. director. “It’s collateral damage!” says the nato director. “THIS MEANS WAR!! Santa yells. The nato director snaps back, “Ha! I would like to see you try.” Santa left the headquarters and headed to finland. That is where the first elf uprising will take place.

When Santa arrived he called every elf in Finland to him. “My elf brothers,” Santa said to the elves, “We shall take over this disgusting N.A.T.O country and make it our own.” and that’s what they did. In only 1 day Finland had been taken over, as all their forces were fighting the smurfs. After that Santa’s new empire took northern norway and sweden.

NATO was shocked by the new front that opened up. And quickly sent forces to protect norway and sweden; santa’s forces were quickly halted and both sides set up a defensive line. However, Santa wasn’t on the front line himself. Instead, He was in the heart of Russia, Moscow Demanding Russian land near finland. “Hah! We will never give you anything. You will face the might of the Russian Army if you take it!!” Putin said, confidently. “Fine.. Then you will die!!”

10 russian soldiers rushed into the room and pointed AK 47’s at santa “Goodbye santa.” Putin says. “You think 10 soldiers can stop me!” Santa says as he raises his hand and summons 10 candy canes. Santa jumped up and threw the sharp candy canes at soldiers and killed them all. “Russians, always so stupid” Santa says as he throws Putin out of the window and returns to his forces.

Santa stands in front of his forces. “Elves!! Today, we claim all of Russia!!” Santa and his forces flew into Russian territory, obliterating most Russian forces and gaining Moscow. Santa won easily, taking the land of Russia in minutes.

Meanwhile in southern Europe The smurfs conquered everything west of Rome. The elves had conquered everything east of Rome. Both forces began to move towards Rome, and they soon met again. “Santa. Stand down or we will kill you..” Papa smurf said. But there was no chance that Santa would stop. Soon the forces once again engaged in war. All was even until N.A.T.O. sent the rest of their forces. It was a 3 way battle. Santa and the smurfs set up defensive positions preparing for NATO attack. And the attack came. NATO forces landed in Rome from the water. NATO armed with tanks and air support quickly went on the offensive and began their assault on the enemy targets.

It was a shocking NATO victory and Santa and papa smurf were utterly embarrassed. It was also a huge blow on the smurf and elven mural. But NATO was not only winning. Smurfs stormed through the rest of France and the lowlands. Then the smurfs started building a navy, They built smurf subs and battleships, but they also had a secret new technology: Power suits.
Power suits could be used under water and walk through the british channel without a single NATO ship knowing. And that’s what they did. Thousands of smurf forces walked into the UK and overran london. They pushed into whales and the rest of England. The British were devastated but they had one final card up their sleeve, a new and powerful tactic.

All the top British officials met at Queen Elizabeth the 2nd’s grave. A secret smurf technology was stolen during the smurf invasion. It was a secret smurf revival tech that was placed on a lighting rod. But it didn’t only revive, it made them stronger, way stronger. The British officials put the tech above the grave. Then “BOOM” lightning came down and struck the grave. There was an explosion of dust and then a figure emerged from the cloud. “Britannia will rule again.”

TO BE CONTINUED a